Mormonvocabulary

Rebecca Kennedy joined the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints last year. She is not a member of our ward, but she was first introduced to the Church by two members of our ward, Jim and Kristina. Sister Kennedy recently came to one of our Sunday School classes and told the story of her conversation. She made a number of most interesting observations, but I will mention but two: First, the importance of online resources in learning about the Church, and second, the strange language that Mormons speak.

Since her baptism, Sister Kennedy, who is a college graduate and a teacher, has kept a list of “Mormon words” that were new to her. That list is below. She tells me that this version of the list could easily be expanded, and, in addition to this alien vocabulary, there are the unique stories and cultural references that are unique to Latter-day Saints. For example, Sister Kennedy tells of one teacher who said, “Well, we all know the story of the Martin Handcart Company, so I will not go into detail." Sister Kennedy had never heard of this thing, the Martin Handcart Company, and - I don't know - perhaps she wondered what the company sold.

In any case, we ought to watch our tongues when speaking with the other inhabitants of the planet, because words such as the following may be entirely foreign to them:

 
Aaronic / Adversary / Agency / Atonement
Bishop / Blessings (baby) / Born in the Covenant
Callings / Celestial Kingdom
Degrees of Glory / D&C
Elder / Elders quorum / Endowment / Ensign / Eternal Life / Exaltation
Family Home Evening / Fast Offerings / Fireside / Food Storage / Fullness of the Gospel
Garments / General Conference
Home Teaching
Institute
Melchizedek
Ordinances
Patriarchal Blessings / Plan of Salvation / Premortal Life / Priesthood / Primary / Progression
Quorum
Relief Society / Returned Missionary
Sacrament / Sealing / Seminary / The Spirit (Holy Ghost) / Stake / Setting Apart / Singles Ward / Spirit World / Spirit Prison / Spirit Body / Stake Center / Standard Works / Sunbeam
Telestial Kingdom / Terrestrial kingdom / Testimony / Temple Recommend / Temple /
Tithing
the Veil / Visit Teaching
Ward / Word of Wisdom
Young Men / Young Woman
Zion              


Isn't that a good list! I might add that a couple of those words (premortal and telestial) are foreign even to my spell-check program.

Thanks to Rebecca Kennedy for keeping her ears open during her sojourn among the Mormons. With more scholarship like this, we may soon find that Mormons will be able to be understood by vastly greater numbers of people.