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Most of my college students are bright, fun to teach, and hard working. But each semester I get interesting letters, emails, and phone calls from a few students. I save these, and, occasionally, I compile them into a column. The last couple of years I have shared some of these, and, with school just starting, I thought I’d share a few more. I don’t think any of these comments need any explanation, other than to say that I changed or removed any names for anonymity. Also, I pared down a few of them a bit.
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I want you to know that the fact that I am failing your class isn’t a reflection on my math skills. I am actually really good at math. I have just been busy. I want you to know that I am actually doing worse in my other classes.
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Hey, Professor Howard, I’m sorry I’ve been missing so many classes. I haven’t been feeling well, and my doctor has needed me a couple of times over the past week and a half.
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I have a C overall in your class on the tests and projects. I also have a B on my homework. My question is this, when you take the B on my homework and average it with the C I already have, will that raise me to an A in the class?
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I came to your office to get help on the Excel spreadsheet. You walked me through it step by step, and it looked good, but when I went home to do it, it didn’t work again. Is there something I am missing?
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I was checking my grades online and noticed that I received a zero for both my exam review and my 4c project. I turned them in with everyone else, so I was wondering why I didn’t get any of the points for these assignments. When I got them back, you had written a note saying there was no name so you didn’t know who to give points to. Even if I forgot my name, shouldn’t you have at least given me some points?
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I wasn’t in class on Friday, and there was an attendance quiz. How do I make up points for an attendance quiz for a day I wasn’t in class?
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I’m writing because I just saw my final grade and I am not happy. I basically had this math in high school and was mad that I had to take it again, so I decided that I was not going to waste my time coming to class, doing homework and projects, or anything else since I already knew it. I was sure I could get enough points on the tests to pass the class and wouldn’t need points from the other stuff. But you write your tests weird, or something, because I didn’t know what the questions were about and didn’t do well on any of them. And now my grade says I failed and that makes me mad. How can I fail a class on material that I already know? I need you to let me know what you are going to do so I pass. Please write back right away.
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I saw the button for the online quiz we were supposed to take, so I clicked on it to see what would happen. It took me to the quiz, but I wasn’t ready, so I got out of it and now it has locked me out because it says I already attempted it. I didn’t really attempt it. I just clicked on the button that took me into it. Can you fix that for me?
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I am sorry, but I won’t be able to attend class today. I got a bad case of food poisoning. My roommate thinks he can cook, but he can’t.
MaryannSeptember 16, 2018
These are actually college students? They sound more like very young teens. The fact that college students are showing such astounding immaturity is troubling.
BarbaraSeptember 12, 2018
Some of these kids obviously managed to graduate from high school without a high school education.